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Весьма оригинальное уведомление об отправке товара:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, June 8, 2010.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Date: 2010-06-09 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nepoma.livejournal.com
можно сказать, что прогиб защитан. Если уж 50 пи человеков наводили марафет перед отправкой.

Date: 2010-06-09 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nepoma.livejournal.com
чего-то это я на олбань перешел — засчитан, конечно.

Date: 2010-06-09 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexander-panin.livejournal.com
Ну они скорее выпендрились, типа независимые и писать могут что угодно. Вот еще.

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